Wednesday, June 14, 2006

This month's Super Genius Award


How can it not go to Big Ben Roethlisberger? Sorry Pittsburgh fans, but he is the winner. Not only is this moron riding around without covering his melon on his motorcycle with an expired permit, but, and this is the part that gets me, he did like a million interviews about how smart he is and how he wouldn't get into an accident. I'm sorry, but when you make Bill Cower look smart...ugghh

A close runner up for the award was the drunken captain on my cruise. The only reason he doesn't get the SGA is because the very next cruise that went out on the same ship had almost every passanger come back sick! Super Genius!?!? Maybe more then we know!

2 comments:

Chris said...

Man oh man...

Just read that article about the Mercury... I'm suddenly feeling REALLY good about our cruise. No violent diarrhea and vomiting for us! Whew.

Anonymous said...

What, so we should all wear seat-belts now, too? Maybe I'll quit smoking, as well.

Roethlisberger's accident was dumb luck. Had he been wearing a helmet, everyone would have said, "See it's a good thing he wore that helmet. He's okay." Guess what? He didn't wear a helmet and he's ok. It doesn't prove he's stupid, just that he has a hard head.