A look at the ongoing adventures of young Daniel as he moves from the big city to the middle of nowhere.
Monday, June 27, 2005
Was having trouble with wi/fi at hotel. It's fixed now,so I shoul be able to post real posts again.
6 comments:
Anonymous
said...
Sure, bro'...the hotel was having "trouble" with the wi-fi...
Or was it the aliens testing their plan to isolate you so that they may more easily kidnap you when you reach Roswell for who knows what diabolical purposes?
[insert random scream here]
You should get in the habit of going about town with aluminum foil wrapped around your head, just in case. I know it is hot in the Big D, but mild discomfort is a small price to pay for the peace of mind of your friends and loved ones.
Try lining the foil with something comfortable, like velvet or straw. That should help.
Oh, and do not forget to put the lining, and not the foil, against your hair. (Don't feel bad if you do forget...it happens to me all the time...)
If all else fails, fall back to Plan B...reverse psychology! Start wearing a big sign saying, "Yo, Aliens!!! Pick Me!!!" Or perhaps just a few random geometric shapes. Wearing a big Target (yes, the store often mispronounced "tar-ZHAY") symbol -- or something suitably ostentatious -- would go a long way, as well. Your call.
I was thinking of putting a sign on my roof that said, "Aliens land here," with an arrow pointing to my neighbors roof. I don't want them actually landing on my roof do I? I figure when they kill my neighbor like Dorothy killed the wicked witch they will feel so bad that they will share some cool alien tech with me, like playstation 3. Who knows?
I was thinking of putting a sign on my roof that said, "Aliens land here," with an arrow pointing to my neighbors roof. I don't want them actually landing on my roof do I? I figure when they kill my neighbor like Dorothy killed the wicked witch they will feel so bad that they will share some cool alien tech with me, like playstation 3. Who knows?
6 comments:
Sure, bro'...the hotel was having "trouble" with the wi-fi...
Or was it the aliens testing their plan to isolate you so that they may more easily kidnap you when you reach Roswell for who knows what diabolical purposes?
[insert random scream here]
You should get in the habit of going about town with aluminum foil wrapped around your head, just in case. I know it is hot in the Big D, but mild discomfort is a small price to pay for the peace of mind of your friends and loved ones.
I prefer the phony posts you've been doing.
Bro--I tried the foil thing...my hair started falling out and I was looking like a bloated Darkman (bad movie reference...sorry).
Try lining the foil with something comfortable, like velvet or straw. That should help.
Oh, and do not forget to put the lining, and not the foil, against your hair. (Don't feel bad if you do forget...it happens to me all the time...)
If all else fails, fall back to Plan B...reverse psychology! Start wearing a big sign saying, "Yo, Aliens!!! Pick Me!!!" Or perhaps just a few random geometric shapes. Wearing a big Target (yes, the store often mispronounced "tar-ZHAY") symbol -- or something suitably ostentatious -- would go a long way, as well. Your call.
I was thinking of putting a sign on my roof that said, "Aliens land here," with an arrow pointing to my neighbors roof. I don't want them actually landing on my roof do I? I figure when they kill my neighbor like Dorothy killed the wicked witch they will feel so bad that they will share some cool alien tech with me, like playstation 3. Who knows?
I was thinking of putting a sign on my roof that said, "Aliens land here," with an arrow pointing to my neighbors roof. I don't want them actually landing on my roof do I? I figure when they kill my neighbor like Dorothy killed the wicked witch they will feel so bad that they will share some cool alien tech with me, like playstation 3. Who knows?
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